A few years ago, footballers discovered the best way to gain transfer attention was to dye their hair bleach blonde, so scouts couldn’t miss them on the pitch. This tactic famously landed Riyad Mahrez his big-money move to Manchester City, and without it, he may still be gliding up and down the Leicester City flank today. Possibly. Well, unfortunately for Erling Haaland, he already possesses bright, white-blonde locks, meaning that in a team with the similarly-haired Julian Brandt, he has to…


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